On today's show the bitches discuss the delicate art of sifting through all the cray cray's in the dating world. Manny shares his newest music creation inspired by Greek diner food and Nora talks about not letting your loved ones control your shit. Lisa and Rosa talk about the girl pussy...cat classifications. Are you a Lynx, Cougar, Panther, or Lioness?!?!
On today's show the bitches discuss personality styles. Find out why some people may appear to be assholes but are actually just dicks in disguise. Learn how scheduling spontaneity is actually a thing and how the concept of love can change depending on how your brain works.
On today's show the bitches discuss sex...duh. Nora talks about the genetics of 'crazy' in Puerrrrto Rico, 'ju Lovely Island', while Lisa worries about eating pizza and getting ZETS! Rosa is on the prowl for 20 something man meat and Manny discusses an alternative use for chicken bones.
On today's show the Bitches welcome handsome, sexy, British, fellow podcaster and musician Davian Dent to the show. Davian comes to us from the Strange Times podcast and is also a part of a new experimental podcast called The Bitter Sound. Listen as Davian reduces the L.A.B. crew to resemble giggly school girls at a Justin Bieber museum with his deep velvety voice. Nora talks about Big Bird in space while Lisa wants to put her Big Bird in your place. Manny discusses cooking with cum in Girl Scout cookies while Rosa proves she's a late ass bitch with a heart of gold. Check out Davian's podcast www.strangetimesshow.com & band www.finalhourmusic.com
On today's show the bitches are going balls to the wall and finally getting their shit together. Manny talks about the process of becoming your more authentic self while lisa ponders the option of going back to scuola....(better say 'school' if you're a Trump supporter, this is America afterall). Rosa fights her cell phone obsession and Nora navigates the icebergs of the online dating universe.
On today's show the bitches explore the magical seedy underworld of the Burning Man Festival with guest Cameron Heinze better known as Manny's hot ass boyfriend. Nora reads her favorite online dating profile which talks about the bitch's favorite topic...the butt. Lisa talks about her aversion to Jack Nicholson and Rosa expresses her concern for the Corey's, Haim and Feldman. Be sure to check out our podcast friends:
Empty Rant Podcast: emptyrant.com/
The All Seeing Guys Podcast: @the-all-seeing-guys
This Shite Podcast: @this-shite
On today's show the bitches discuss the art of following the yellow brick road to happiness. Rosa and Manny share details about leaving their day jobs to do whatever tickles their chickens. Nora and politics is like sugar and sriracha sauce; both are delicious but will make you hurl if you eat them together. Lisa talks about her love of tootsies. "What's That?" you say? Find out on today's episode!
In this episode, Rosa speaks out about her Bon Jovi foot trama and Lisa is 40 & Fabulous & Freezing at the Lana Del Rey Concert. Manny gets free tickets to a show, takes his off the boat-Italian parents, and gets surprised with origami. Nora asks the question, 'What ever happened to those good 'ol pace picante salsa commercials?
On this episode the bitches discuss their visit to the Chicago Exotica Convention. Find out about the girls' "intellectual" encounter with porn star Ron Jeremy and Manny tells the story of the Biology Class, the dominatrix, and the age old wisdom, "Everybody's butt is hungry". Manny and Nora discuss their online dating profile favorites including face/feet sandwiches and fart fetishes and Rosa and Lisa introduce the latest 'bitchionary' word "WHAT THE FACK!"
The bitches delve into para-psychology and ask the question: "Are you athiest, religious, spiritual, or other? The LAB introduces their first ever guest, renowned life coach Courtney Philbin joins the gals straight from Phoenix Arizona. Rosa talks about her encounter with the 'Squid Woman' and Manny tells the gals about his haunted bedroom complete with peeping clown head.
Lisa and Rosa analyze their rocky journey through the dating world and the bitches discover the fine art of butt puckering. Manny and Nora discuss their aversion to feet dangling out of car windows and we learn about the Japanese fringe fad of bagel heads using saline injections. Learn how Facebook is meddling in your sex life and how to settle the crotch shaving wars once and for all.
On this week's episode, Lisa tells the story of the drug dealer, the gun, and the car with the missing floor board, Flinestones style. Learn about Nora's unofficial biography and Rosa's nightmare featuring none other than THEE KARL LAGERFELD...and his cat. Manny discusses his 'straight guy' Halloween costume and sings 'FREAK MAGNET' in a duo performance with Lisa.
The premiere of The Local Ass Bitches Podcast (The LAB) Listen as Nora Vera, Lisa Lograsso, Manny Capozzi, and Rosa Lograsso discuss the hot mess that is your 20s, back hair, fanny packs, non-racist penises, and their original word library known as the bitchionary. Can you use "Well Oh" or "Veech" in a sentence? You will after this episode.